The Gerpa Blerg
An Open Letter to Stinky Piggy Consumers This Holiday Season
It’s imperative that you filthy slop hogs realize just how much you mean to companies like Gerpa Goods. Why, I wouldn’t be the man I am today without your wretched, stinking cash. In fact I rest easier at night knowing that you stuff your mealy maws with mounds and mounds of marvelous products.