Employee Services
a.k.a Our Gerpa Children
Keith please fill this page with content before the site goes live. We want the general vibe to be like we actually appreciate our employees. So showcase all the stuff we give them, like their annual toothpaste allowance and the “Take a Sock, Leave a Sock” program (remember: only for warehouse workers).
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keith can you please put something here about all 7 weekly bathroom breaks we give our employees I’ve done the research and we’re one of the top companies to provide this benefit
employees are great
keith please add some info here about all the fun events we do. just don’t mention last year’s picnic that was the worst. don’t tell carol i said that. keith i’m warning you
(great at being lazy LOL)
oh yeah can you make a login portal. we were fined by the IRS for not providing access to W2s. like come on just keep track of your (very generous) payments we’re all adults Keith jus tmake it happen