Contact Us
The Squilm Team
Our award-winning customer support team is here to ensure your money reaches Gerpa Goods in the happiest possible manner. We lovingly refer to this empathetic group of Gerpa Children as our “Squilm Team.”
Squilm is the sound our customers make when they realize just how great Gerpa Goods truly is. And rest assured that no matter your concern, whether it’s “poor quality” or “Osha violations”, you’ll be met with a patented void of unanswered emails and impossible call wait times—because we care!
Squilm At Us
General Inquiries:
gerpagoods(at)gmail.com
(719) 266-2837
United States, USA
@gerpagoods
Squilm Near Us
The access code to all of our corporate offices is:
Password1234!
Stop by and say ‘Hello! Also I pledge my eternal allegiance to Daddy Gerpa—I sure won’t be spending my money anywhere else ever again!’
