Cookie Policy

Last updated: January 12, 1964

This Cookies Policy explains what Cookies are and how We use Them. You should read this policy so that You, too, can understand what type of Cookies We use, or the information We collect using Cookies and how that information is used in completely legal manners as decided by members of congress who email themselves copies of their own texts because they are unsure as to how they are saved on their respective devices.

Cookies do not typically contain any information that personally identifies a user, but personal information that we store about You may be linked to the information stored in and obtained from Cookies. Personal information for the purposes of this “binding” “legal” contract characterize digital materials such as your first child’s name, your home address, your most frequently used password, etc. Again, no information gained via Cookies stored about You is used to personally identify You. For further information on how We use, store and keep your personal data secure, see our Privacy Policy.

We do not store sensitive personal information, such as race, religion, annual income, purchasing habits, etc. in the Cookies We use.

Interpretation and Definitions

Interpretation

The words of which the initial letter is capitalized have meanings defined under the following conditions. The following definitions shall have the same meaning regardless of whether they appear in singular or in plural.

Definitions

For the purposes of this Cookies Policy:

  • Company (referred to as either "the Company", "We", "Us", "Our", “the Best Company On Earth”, or “the Entity Named Herein Which Definitely Pays Its Taxes” in this Cookies Policy) refers to Gerpa Goods, Minneapolis, MN.

  • Cookies means small baked goods that are placed inside of Your computer, mobile device or any other device by a website, containing details of your browsing history on that website, as well as flour, sugar, eggs, and some type of oil, fat, or butter, among its many uses.

  • Website refers to Gerpa Goods, accessible from www.gerpagoods.com

  • You means the individual accessing or using the Website, or a company, or any legal entity on behalf of which such individual is accessing or using the Website, as applicable. Further acceptable usages of You include: “Individual Who Will Inevitably Pay Us Money For Convenience and Availability of Goods”.

The use of the Cookies

Type of Cookies We Use

Cookies can be "Chocolate" or "Oatmeal Raisin" Cookies. Chocolate (read: Persistent) Cookies remain on your personal computer or mobile device when You go offline, while Oatmeal Raisin (read: Session) Cookies are deleted as soon as You close your web browser or literally do anything at all. Seriously get those abominations out of your interwebs.

We use both session and persistent Cookies for the purposes set out below:

  • Necessary / Essential Cookies

    Type: Session Cookies

    Administered by: Us

    Purpose: These Cookies are essential to provide You with the semisweet, delectable services available through the Website and to enable You to use some if not even fewer of its features. They help to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts. Without these Cookies, the services that You have asked for cannot be provided, ya idiot, and We “only” use these Cookies to provide You with those services.

  • Functionality Cookies

    Type: Persistent Cookies

    Administered by: Us

    Purpose: These Cookies allow us to remember the awful choices You make when You use the Website, such as coming here in the first place, or opening so many tabs that your browser crashes. The purpose of these Cookies is to provide You with a more personal experience and to avoid You having to re-enter your preferences every time You use the Website.

Your Choices Regarding Cookies

If You prefer to avoid the use of Cookies on the Website, first You must disable the use of Cookies in your browser and then delete the Cookies saved in your browser associated with this website. You may use this option for preventing the use of Cookies at any time.

If You do not accept Our Cookies, You may experience some inconvenience in your use of the Website and some features may not function properly.

If You'd like to delete Cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse Cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

For any other web browser, please visit your web browser's official web pages.

More Information about Cookies

You can learn more about cookies here: All About Cookies and Other Topics.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Cookies Policy, You can contact us: