Careers

Do You Have What it Takes?

Are you the best at what you do and are you obsessed with growing into your full potential (personally and professionally and grammatically and financially)?

Are you a hard worker who can work 80+ hours a week because that what it takes to make a meaningful difference in peoples’ lives?

Do you want to be part of a virtual, tight-knit, high-performing, results-driven FAMILY of like-minded people that push you to be your best all while positively impacting thousands of other paying customers?

Working with Gerpa Goods is different from most companies. It’s better.

We don’t believe in trading time for money or following a 9-5 schedule. Instead, we are completely results-focused. So, as long as you meet your objectives and support our company and customers to always #BeBest, we don’t care that you never leave the workplace for fear of losing your job. We want you to enjoy a great quality of life in addition to feeling great about what you’re doing at work.

But we expect you to be fully committed to your work and nothing else.

At Gerpa Goods, you are NOT accepting a “job”. Jobs are lame and boring. You’re accepting something so much more. You’re accepting the privilege to join us in our mission to empower thousands of paying customers worldwide to purchase goods and in turn build one of the most desirable companies to work for ever.

We are a MERITOCRACY that rewards the unwavering value you add to our company’s growth and our customers’ hungry mouths. Likewise, our goal is to add value to you as a person—you’ll never find it anywhere else!

We do not tolerate mediocrity from each other, the work we do, or the solutions we create for our customers. At Gerpa Goods, mediocrity is punished by death!

Working for us, you will help us set a new standard of excellence and delivery in our industry—every single thing you do on our team brings us closer to that goal. Work, we believe, needs to be challenging and something that makes you so excited that you jump out of bed each morning exactly where you went to bed the night before: at Gerpa Goods. We believe in work-life REPLACEMENT.

We only work with A-players who are:

  • Smart, but can’t think much for themselves

  • Question suppressors

  • Relentless

  • Obsessed with growth at all costs

  • Driven to #BeBest

  • Malleable

  • Highly experienced

  • Desperate

Despite us paying you, this is NOT the place to join if pay is your only focus. However, if you LOVE the work you do, are committed to being the best you can, and want a long-term position that will pay you (again, depending on your role and the value you’re bringing to the table), then you will not find another company like Gerpa Goods.

If business was sport, you’d be joining a championship winning team. However, we only want the best players. If that’s you, then have a look at our current career opportunities below.

Current Openings

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