Ah, the life of a CEO—a beacon of success, a paragon of prosperity, a guiding light in the murky waters of capitalism. With their golden parachutes and boardroom banquets, these captains of industry steer their ships through stormy economic seas, all while peasants and other lazy people flounder in their wake. But fear not, dear reader, for today we embark on a journey to explore the unparalleled joys and benefits of being a wealthyman.